If you are anonymous - you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.
If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.
If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.
If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.
If you are pretty and don't put make up - it's because you don't know how. Also, you look boring and pale.
If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.
If you get popular - you are a famewhore.
If you don't get popular - you are a nobody.
If you get popular and earn money from being popular - you are a sell-out.
If you get popular but don't earn money - you are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?
If you are single and not dating - something's wrong with you.
If you are single and dating - you are a slut.
If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.
If you are married - you are a boring housewife.
If you are married with kids - why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking after your kids? You are a shit mom.
If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.
If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.
If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.
If you don't speak your mind - you are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.
If you speak your mind - you are ignorant and talking about things you don't know about. You should shut up.
If you are fat - that's the only thing you are. That and disgusting.
If you are skinny - You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.
If you are of average weight - You are fat.
If you don't respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.
If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.
If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.
Overall... You just can't win!!
this is so true man.
Credits for this beautiful post: Xiaxue.blogspot.com (:
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
certain words have piercing strength.
Dog days are over - Florence and The Machine
Happiness / hit her / like a train on a tra-ck
Coming towards her / stuck still / no turning ba-ck
She hid around corners / and she hid under beds /
She killed it with kisses and from it she fl-ed /
With e-very bubble she sank with a drink /
And wa-shed it away down the kitchen sink.
The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are comin' so you better run
Run fast for your mother; run fast for your father /
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers /
Leave all your love and your longing behind.
You can't carry it with you / if you want to survive
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horse-s/
'Cos here they come
And I- never wanted /
anything from yo-u /
Except /
e-verything / you had
And / what was left after that too / Oh!
Happiness / hit her / like a bullet in the ba-ck
Struck from /a great height
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/dog-days-are-over-lyrics-florence-and-the-machine.html ]
By someone /who should have known be-tte-r / than tha-t
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horses /
'Cos here they co-me
Run fast for your mother / run fast for your father
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can't carry it with you / if you want to survive
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horse-s/
'Cos here they co-me/
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
The horse-s are co-min'
So you'd better ru-n /
The dog days and over-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
The horse-s are co-mi -n' /
So you'd better ru--n
Love this song! Glee made a cover on this!
Happiness / hit her / like a train on a tra-ck
Coming towards her / stuck still / no turning ba-ck
She hid around corners / and she hid under beds /
She killed it with kisses and from it she fl-ed /
With e-very bubble she sank with a drink /
And wa-shed it away down the kitchen sink.
The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are comin' so you better run
Run fast for your mother; run fast for your father /
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers /
Leave all your love and your longing behind.
You can't carry it with you / if you want to survive
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horse-s/
'Cos here they come
And I- never wanted /
anything from yo-u /
Except /
e-verything / you had
And / what was left after that too / Oh!
Happiness / hit her / like a bullet in the ba-ck
Struck from /a great height
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/dog-days-are-over-lyrics-florence-and-the-machine.html ]
By someone /who should have known be-tte-r / than tha-t
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horses /
'Cos here they co-me
Run fast for your mother / run fast for your father
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can't carry it with you / if you want to survive
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
Can you hear the horse-s/
'Cos here they co-me/
The dog days are ove-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
The horse-s are co-min'
So you'd better ru-n /
The dog days and over-r /
The dog days are do~ne /
The horse-s are co-mi -n' /
So you'd better ru--n
Love this song! Glee made a cover on this!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Amazing race!
So right now, I'm blogging in darkness since the study room light just spoiled -.-
If you've been looking at my tweets and stuff you would have known that I went for the percussion band amazing race. woah, it was like BOOMZ!
I'll have to thank my seniors for everything, it was really, really amazing!
From tampines, to changi airport, to paya lebar, and then to esplanade, and then to plaza singapura I think. (not sure if its in order lol)
It was a really long ride and it was awkward because I didn't know what to say to my group mates (?) during that long ride. lol.
P.S: I was really inactive and emo cus I forgot to drink coffee in the morning.
P.S.S: Coffee addicts get really upside down when they never drink coffee for a day.
If you've been looking at my tweets and stuff you would have known that I went for the percussion band amazing race. woah, it was like BOOMZ!
I'll have to thank my seniors for everything, it was really, really amazing!
From tampines, to changi airport, to paya lebar, and then to esplanade, and then to plaza singapura I think. (not sure if its in order lol)
It was a really long ride and it was awkward because I didn't know what to say to my group mates (?) during that long ride. lol.
P.S: I was really inactive and emo cus I forgot to drink coffee in the morning.
P.S.S: Coffee addicts get really upside down when they never drink coffee for a day.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Just the way you are.
Don't you feel that sometimes, you feel like you want to bang you head
on a wall continuously?
Don't you feel that sometimes, you keep wanting more and more from others,
like a vampire on a killing spree?
Don't you feel that sometimes, you know that you just need to be yourself, and live life to the fullest, but you still care about what people think of you, and you keep trying to be perfect?
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